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Originally Posted by bdlovelace
Forps, OrangeCrush, and THUNDERCATS-NO walk into a bar??.
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Add Comicbookguy in the mix. Forps, Comicbookguy, OrangeCrush and THUNDERCATS-NO = Dream Team
Hmmm, lets repeat an old story....
qz33 runs towards an abandoned train station with a nearby windmill where Forps is calmly eating his breakfast of 11 eggs. qz33 observes that Forps has a harmonica with him, occasionally playing with the latter.
qz33 runs to Forps screaming
-Forps, what are you doing here? Run ! Are you not afraid ?
Forps calmly answers:
-Forps ain't afraid of no man, pal.
qz33: We are not talking about a single man, Forps. They are 1.000 LBS, XM, JND pushers coming after you. They are going to attack you from everywhere. Their arrows will blot out the sun, Forps!
-Then we will fight in the shade.
-Are you totally crazy? They are coming after you! They said to me that they want to make you bleed.
-Look, pal. Forps ain't got time to bleed.
-Forps, please listen to me! They are 1.000 pushers. They even told me that they are bringing 1.000 cars with them in order to leave the train station after the fight.
-Will they also bring a car for me?
-No, Forps. Only 1.000 cars, only for them. Well, it'll look like they're going to be shy of one car
-Hmmmm. No pal, they are going to bring 999 too many.
Forps continued eating his breakfast and playing his harmonica like nothing happened. Calm and cool.
qz33 baffled by this obviously totally crazy man (or maybe a lycan disguised as a man), left Forps alone in the abandoned train station.
1 mile away, qz33 could still hear the noise from the old windmill and Forps playing his harmonica.
qz33 told himself:
"The pushers stand no chance. This mad-man, this lycan is going to eat them alive, he is going to tear them apart.
This is no man 1.000 pushers are going against. This is a relentless machine, this is a ferocious animal.
They'll obviously going to bring 999 too many cars with them. Let's inform Hertz that 999 cars without an owner are going to be left over at that abandoned train station".
(references: Predator, 300 and opening scene of Once Upon a Time in the West. Watch the whole opening scene ~ 10m. A masterpiece for the ages. Whoever does not watch it, never ever dare to come and argue with Forps. Forps is going to educate you about true art, cause 99% of guys in this hobby are clueless casuals, not able to even tie their shoelaces)
